T-Shirts, magnets, stickers and other cool GeekRock paraphernalia coming soon.  Stay tuned.


10. Your GeekRock is a good listener, never interrupting with dumb questions.

9.  Your GeekRock never blames you for problems with your computer.

8.  Your GeekRock can fix as many problems as the "office guru" can.

7.  GeekRocks never have acne.

6.  GeekRocks will not try to hit on you during service calls.

5.  GeekRocks have very high density brains and have no weird personality traits.

4.  Your GeekRock is always available for consultation or reprimand as needed.

3.  Properly positioned GeekRocks can ward off lesser geeks who would do
     harm to your system.

2.  Your GeekRock can assist in the final demise of your monitor or computer when
     the time comes to propel heavy objects at your system.

1.  GeekRocks are the only geeks around with the "cut brush" hairstyle.

GeekRocks are made by hand in the USA by our dedicated staff of "GeekRock Jocks".




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If you have a really good reason for owning a geekrock, then let us know.
Chosen submissions are rewarded with cool geekrock gear.

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If you have placed your GeekRock in an unusual or funny setting,
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If you want the standard GeekRock just order by clicking on the "Standard GeekRock Buy Me Button".  Select GeekRocks and Special Orders  have Buy Me Buttons on them as well.  Please submit all orders through the web site.  We can keep our cost low and you get a really cool errr..... geeky dude.  Shipping and Handling is already included.

the one and only
original prototype
that spawned the
whole idea



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